Me … naked.
It’s not a pretty thing, but that’s what I did today. Ripped off all my perfectly plotted clothes
and stood there stark naked.
I hit the send button.
And now, I’m standing there … like this.
It’s only been a couple hours and already I’m looking over
Wondering if anybody’s watching?
Praying no one is laughing.
But honestly, I’ve seen myself naked. Bad commas, dangling participles … the kind that
could use a good nip there, maybe a tuck over here. You know, the Secrets Victoria can’t even
hide. And that modifier! Good lord it’s a good thing I’ve got a
personality to go with that sucker.
Still naked, probably will be so for the next sixty days.
That’s what the website said.
And I’m okay with that.
I mean what’s the worst that could happen. A nice lady hands me back my sub-plot with a “not
my cup of tea” grin? Maybe I’d get a parting scone.
OH. MY. GOD!
Who am I kidding!
I’m freakin’ naked!
*hums I’m Sexy and I
Wish me luck…
I’ll be reading this awesome keynote by MyraMcEntire.
I won’t be hard to miss ... I’m
the naked one.